According to Cady Heron, “Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” In past years, I have been inclined to agree. Allow me to demonstrate: [Left to right: 2006: “80s Prom Queen,” 2006 Again (in college, Halloween is at least 3 nights): “Officer Naughty”, 2007: Pirate, 2008: “Thing 2” (there was a Thing 1 but to avoid angry emails/potential lawsuits, she is […]

Categories: Sew Fetch • Tags: Halloween costumes, Mean Girls Words and Wisdoms, Slut from the womb