
Valentine’s Day Is Sew Fetch
by nikkibogopo
It’s a little-known fact that St. Valentine was actually a Catholic bishop who attempted to convert the Roman Emperor in around 269 A.D. This attempt did not go well, and Valentine was stoned and beaten to death with clubs. 2000 years later, we commemorate this joyous occasion with copious amounts of calories (I am willing to bet at least three co-workers bring in baked goods), frustrating pre-fixe menus (but I’d like the foie to start and the salmon as an entree, […]
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